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 | Woody Allen US writer, actor and director (12/01/1935 - ) |
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no. | Sex (11), Girls (2) | Woody Allen (7) |
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. | Love (3), Sex (11), New York (3) | Woody Allen (7) |
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience. | Sex (11), Experiences (3) | Woody Allen (7) |
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. | Love (3), Sex (11), Questions (3) | Woody Allen (7) |
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. | People (24), Crime (4) | Woody Allen (7) |
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