| Taxes | Television | Thanksgiving |
 | Television |
| In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One. | |
| Television (3) | Yakov Smirnoff (1) |
| Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. | |
| Sports (12), Jogging (1), Television (3) | Victoria Wood (1) |
| I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work. | |
| probably from the movie "Red Planet" | |
| Television (3), Intelligence (4), Movie Quotes (1) | Gallagher (1) |
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