New York

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
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New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
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