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Woman might be able to fake orgasms. But man can fake whole relationships.
Lies (5), Orgasms (1), Women (14), Men (15), Relationships (1), Sex (11)Sharon Stone (1)
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
Smoking (3), Alcohol (10), Sex (11), Healthy (1), Suicide (2), Drinking (4)Johnny Carson (2)
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.
Sex (11), Experiences (3), Money (11)Steve Martin (2)
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.
Sex (11), Money (11)Brendon Francis (1)
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Love (3), Sex (11), Questions (3)Woody Allen (7)
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
Love (3), Sex (11), New York (3)Woody Allen (7)
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Liars (2), Sex (11)Barbara Bush (1)
When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both it's health.
Problems (4), Food (9), Sex (11), Health (2), Money (11)J. P. Donleavy (1)
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Sexuality (1), Sex (11)Woody Allen (7)
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience.
Sex (11), Experiences (3)Woody Allen (7)
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
Sex (11), Girls (2)Woody Allen (7)
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