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| A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar. | | Men (15), Truth (11), Liars (2) | Mark Twain (16) |
| The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. | | Men (15), Years (2), Life (12) | Muhammad Ali (5) |
| When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. | | War (9), Women (14), Men (15) | Elayne Boosler (1) |
| A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man. | | Men (15), Money (11), Wives (7), Women (14) | Anonymous (9) |
| I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. | | Women (14), Men (15), Pain (2) | Emo Philips (2) |
| How do you write woman so well? - I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability. | | From the movie "As good as it gets". | | Women (14), Men (15) | Jack Nicholson (1) |
| Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. | | Taxes (2), Men (15) | Oscar Wilde (5) |
| I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. | | Men (15), Marriage (9), Pain (2), Jewelry (1) | Rita Rudner (1) |
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