| Moments | Money | Months |
 | Money |
| A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. | |
| Bank (1), Money (11) | Bob Hope (1) |
| A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man. | |
| Men (15), Money (11), Wives (7), Women (14) | Anonymous (9) |
| Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy. | |
| Sex (11), Experiences (3), Money (11) | Steve Martin (2) |
| The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less. | |
| Sex (11), Money (11) | Brendon Francis (1) |
| Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. | |
| Advertising (1), Money (11) | Stephen Leacock (1) |
| If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. | |
| Money (11), Dollars (1) | Jean Paul Getty (1) |
| The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. | |
| Money (11), Saving (2) | Frank McKinney Hubbard (1) |
| Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy. | |
| Friends (1), Enemies (6), Money (11) | Spike Milligan (1) |
| Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. | |
| Saving (2), Parents (1), Money (11) | Winston Churchill (12) |
| When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both it's health. | |
| Problems (4), Food (9), Sex (11), Health (2), Money (11) | J. P. Donleavy (1) |
| Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. | |
| Happiness (3), Money (11), Problems (4) | Bill Vaughan (1) |
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