Drinking

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
probable replying to Lady Astor's comment 'Sir, you're drunk!'
Alcohol (10), Ugliness (3), Drinking (4)Winston Churchill (12)

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
Smoking (3), Alcohol (10), Sex (11), Healthy (1), Suicide (2), Drinking (4)Johnny Carson (2)

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Alcohol (10), Reading (1), Drinking (4)Henny Youngman (2)

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Alcohol (10), Drinking (4)Dean Martin (1)