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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
Hands (1), Minutes (2), Hours (1), Girls (2), Relativity (1)Albert Einstein (21)
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
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