Quotes and Quotations - quotes4all.net

Steven Wright

US comedian and actor

(12/06/1955 - )

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
Sports (12)	Steven Wright (2)

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Sports (12), Fishing (1), Idiots (3)	Steven Wright (2)