Idiots

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Programming (1), Idiots (3), Stupidity (5), Universe (5)Rich Cook (1)

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Sports (12), Fishing (1), Idiots (3)Steven Wright (2)

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself.
People (24), Idiots (3), Congress (1), Politics (7)Mark Twain (16)