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Emo Philips

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Women (14), Men (15), Pain (2)	Emo Philips (2)

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Computer (1), Sports (12)	Emo Philips (2)