Pain

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Women (14), Men (15), Pain (2)Emo Philips (2)

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Men (15), Marriage (9), Pain (2), Jewelry (1)Rita Rudner (1)