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Marriage

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
Men (15), Women (14), Marriage (9), Hope (2), Disappointments (1)	Albert Einstein (21)

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Marriage (9), Imagination (2), Intelligence (4), Experiences (3), Hope (2)	Oscar Wilde (5)

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Marriage (9), Wives (7), Luck (3)	Patrick Murray (2)

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late.
Happiness (3), Marriage (9)	Max Kaufman (1)

It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
Marriage (9), Death (9), Luck (3)	Richard Jeni (1)

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
Marriage (9), Heaven (2), Weather (1)	Clint Eastwood (1)

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Marriage (9), Wives (7), Happiness (3), Philosopher (1)	Socrates (1)

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
Marriage (9), Mathematics (3)	Lisa Hoffman (1)

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Men (15), Marriage (9), Pain (2), Jewelry (1)	Rita Rudner (1)