| Days | Death | Democracy |
 | Death |
| War doesn't determine who's right - only who's left. | |
| War (9), Death (9) | Bertrand Russel (1) |
| Don't take life too seriously; you'll never get out of it alive. | |
| Death (9), Life (12) | Elbert Hubbard (3) |
| Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway. | |
| Attributes (5), Courage (1), Death (9) | John Wayne (1) |
| If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. | |
| Death (9), Die (4), Elevators (1) | Sam Levenson (1) |
| It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones! | |
| Marriage (9), Death (9), Luck (3) | Richard Jeni (1) |
| Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it. | |
| Death (9) | William Somerset Maugham (1) |
| A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. | |
| Death (9), Statistics (4) | Josef Stalin (1) |
| Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent. | |
| Life (12), Diseases (2), Death (9) | Ronnie D. Laing (1) |
| Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. | |
| Literature (5), Books (2), Death (9) | P. J. O'Rourke (3) |
| Days | Death | Democracy |