| Nietzsche, Friedrich | O'Rourke, P. J. | O'Toole, Peter |
 | P. J. O'Rourke US humorist & political commentator (11/14/1947 - ) |
| Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed. | |
| Christmas (3), Birthdays (1), Funerals (1) | P. J. O'Rourke (3) |
| Guns are always the best method for a privat suicide. They are more stylish looking than single-edged razor blades and natural gas has got so expensive. Drugs are too chancy. You might miscalculate the dosage and just have a good time. | |
| Weapons (3), Suicide (2), Drugs (2), Time (9) | P. J. O'Rourke (3) |
| Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. | |
| Literature (5), Books (2), Death (9) | P. J. O'Rourke (3) |
| Nietzsche, Friedrich | O'Rourke, P. J. | O'Toole, Peter |