| Thing | Time | Track |
 | Time |
| And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It is the life in your years. | |
| Life (12), Years (2), Time (9) | Abraham Lincoln (1) |
| My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. | |
| Doctors (5), Months (3), Bill (1), Time (9) | Walter Matthau (1) |
| I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. | |
| Food (9), Diet (3), Time (9) | Totie Fields (1) |
| A day without laughter is a day wasted. | |
| Days (2), Laughter (1), Time (9) | Charlie Chaplin (1) |
| Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. | |
| Life (12), Breaths (1), Moments (1), Time (9) | Anonymous (9) |
| Lost time is never found again. | |
| Ibid 1743 | |
| Time (9) | Benjamin Franklin (2) |
| Guns are always the best method for a privat suicide. They are more stylish looking than single-edged razor blades and natural gas has got so expensive. Drugs are too chancy. You might miscalculate the dosage and just have a good time. | |
| Weapons (3), Suicide (2), Drugs (2), Time (9) | P. J. O'Rourke (3) |
| Man is the only creature that seems to have the time and energy to pump all his sewage out to sea, and then go swimming in it. | |
| Mankind (7), Time (9), Sewage (1) | Miles Kington (1) |
| There is always time for failure. | |
| Failures (5), Time (9) | John Mortimer (1) |
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