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If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.
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Food (9), Ideas (1)George Bernard Shaw (5)
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Food (9), Diet (3), Time (9)Totie Fields (1)
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Age (3), Food (9), Police (3)Jeff Marder (1)
Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.
Food (9), Books (2)L. M. Boyd (1)
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
Brain (2), Food (9), Diet (3)Covert Bailey (1)
Never trust a thin chef.
People (24), Food (9)Anonymous (9)
Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
to aliens who abducted Simpson family
Wives (7), Children (4), Food (9), Simpsons (7)Homer Simpson (7)
When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both it's health.
Problems (4), Food (9), Sex (11), Health (2), Money (11)J. P. Donleavy (1)
The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.
Food (9), Law (3), Diet (3)Isaac Asimov (3)
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