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I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
Police (3), Women (14), Wives (7)Ilie Nastase (1)
A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.
Men (15), Money (11), Wives (7), Women (14)Anonymous (9)
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Marriage (9), Wives (7), Luck (3)Patrick Murray (2)
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Marriage (9), Wives (7), Happiness (3), Philosopher (1)Socrates (1)
Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
to aliens who abducted Simpson family
Wives (7), Children (4), Food (9), Simpsons (7)Homer Simpson (7)
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Doctors (5), Psychiatrists (2), Wives (7), Questions (3)Joey Adams (1)
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Women (14), Wives (7)Henny Youngman (2)
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