Psychiatrists

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Doctors (5), Psychiatrists (2)Rodney Dangerfield (1)

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Doctors (5), Psychiatrists (2), Wives (7), Questions (3)Joey Adams (1)