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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Doctors (5), Psychiatrists (2)Rodney Dangerfield (1)
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Doctors (5), Months (3), Bill (1), Time (9)Walter Matthau (1)
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Doctors (5), News (3), Diseases (2)Steve Martin (2)
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Doctors (5), Psychiatrists (2), Wives (7), Questions (3)Joey Adams (1)
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they are in August.
Doctors (5), Live (4), Months (3)Ronnie Shakes (1)
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