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| At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual. | | Age (3), News (3) | Patrick Moore (1) |
| Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own set of laws. | | Light (4), Speed (1), News (3) | Douglas Adams (3) |
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