Months

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Doctors (5), Months (3), Bill (1), Time (9)Walter Matthau (1)

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Fashion (2), Ugliness (3), Months (3)Oscar Wilde (5)

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they are in August.
Doctors (5), Live (4), Months (3)Ronnie Shakes (1)