Ugliness

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
probable replying to Lady Astor's comment 'Sir, you're drunk!'
Alcohol (10), Ugliness (3), Drinking (4)Winston Churchill (12)

Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Women (14), Siblings (1), Ugliness (3)Mark Twain (16)

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Fashion (2), Ugliness (3), Months (3)Oscar Wilde (5)