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Patrick Murray

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Marriage (9), Wives (7), Luck (3)	Patrick Murray (2)

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.
Lawyers (1), Roads (2), Animals (12)	Patrick Murray (2)