Diet

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Food (9), Diet (3), Time (9)Totie Fields (1)

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
Brain (2), Food (9), Diet (3)Covert Bailey (1)

The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.
Food (9), Law (3), Diet (3)Isaac Asimov (3)