| Simpson, Bart | Simpson, Homer | Smirnoff, Yakov |
 | Homer Simpson character in "The Simpsons" |
| Trying is the first step towards failure. | |
| Try (1), Steps (1), Failures (5), Simpsons (7) | Homer Simpson (7) |
| To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems! | |
| Alcohol (10), Solution (1), Life (12), Problems (4) | Homer Simpson (7) |
| Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening. | |
| Children (4), Listen (1), Simpsons (7) | Homer Simpson (7) |
| Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! | |
| to aliens who abducted Simpson family | |
| Wives (7), Children (4), Food (9), Simpsons (7) | Homer Simpson (7) |
| If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English. | |
| English (1), Guiltiness (1), Simpsons (7) | Homer Simpson (7) |
| Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get. | |
| Alcohol (10), Sports (12), Win (1), Lose (2) | Homer Simpson (7) |
| Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. | |
| Nutrients (1), Elderly (1), Simpsons (7) | Homer Simpson (7) |
| Simpson, Bart | Simpson, Homer | Smirnoff, Yakov |